Quotes: Advice

(suggestions; one of those situations where most people prefer to give than to receive)

Quotations

Nothing is certain except death and faxes [and e-mail spamming].
It’s not the size of the dog, it’s how much it sheds on the sofa.
Ask a stupid question and you could become a reporter [or talk-show host].
Money is the root of money laundering.
An ounce of prevention will never be covered by your HMO.
— Excerpts from “Let Me Give You Some Advice”
By Leigh Anne Jasheway in Funny times, March, 2003.


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